Home

Advertisement

Customize
A joke is a very serious thing.
05 February 2010 @ 11:35 pm
I have and will be continuing to delete stories. If there's anything you like, please feel free to grab/download while you can.

This message is mainly here for anyone who clicks on a dead link, wonders where it went and whether I might still have it (as has happened occasionally before).

I will be deleting everything soon. Once it's deleted, I won't have any copies of it. It will be gone. Sorry. I'm firstly uploading stuff that has been laying around on my hard drive for ages, but come summer, I'm out of here.

It's been fun, guys, but it's time to move on. Thank you for being so nice whilst I've been here :)
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
05 February 2010 @ 11:19 pm
Fandom: Death Note
Title: Games
Characters/Pairing: Mello/Matt
Rating: R
Warnings: violence
Word Count: 1,530
Notes: Not beta-read.
Feedback: Don't be afraid to pick out mistakes. I'm hopefully a tough girl.
Summary: Matt takes the game too far.
Disclaimer: All fictional. Don't own, don't sue.

It’s a dangerous game to play and Matt’s intensely aware of how idiotic it is to be pushing someone as unhinged and impulsive as Mello to his limits. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Four letter word. Begins with L.
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: R
Warnings: weecest, mentions of past drug use.
Word Count: 1,437
Notes: Not beta-read.
Feedback: Don't be afraid to pick out mistakes. I'm hopefully a tough girl.
Summary: Sam and Dean at a high school party get a little carried away.
Disclaimer: All fictional. Don't own, don't sue.

Sam’s high on god knows what and so horny his skin hums with it, and Dean, being the good big brother that he is, is taking Sam home to sleep off whatever’s in his system. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
30 November 2009 @ 01:29 am
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: No feelings
Characters: Sam, Ruby and the Trickster
Pairing: Some unrequited Ruby/Sam
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,000ish
Notes: PLEASE NOTE that this is written and set after season three. Most of this has been well and truly Kripke'd!
Feedback: Don't be afraid to pick out mistakes. Not beta-read.
Summary: After Sam loses his brother, both Ruby and the Trickster set out to 'help' him in their own different ways.
Disclaimer: All fictional. Don't own, don't sue.

“You’d probably miss me if you weren’t so busy sobbing over your brother. I see you replaced him with a dog, though. Nice choice. Real appropriate.” )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
16 August 2009 @ 09:57 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Need (Possession: 4/4)
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: NC-17 (for hinted dub-con)
Spoilers: Very vague spoilers for 'Dead Man's Blood' Season One.
Word Count: 6,123
Warnings: Wincest. Obsession with blood. Not beta-read. Feel free to hit me over the head with errors you spot.
Notes: Started out as a drabble [info]vamps_win challenge... But I found vamp!Dean to fun to play with to just leave it at that.
Feedback: Don't be afraid to pick out mistakes.
Summary: 'The plan' goes to hell. They don't get the Colt back and Dean gets left behind.
Disclaimer: All fictional. Don't own, don't sue.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

“Told you I wouldn’t kill you,” Dean tells Sam quietly. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Life is a rehearsal
Characters: Sam, Jensen (mentions of Dean and Jared)
Rating: PG-13 (Swearing, etc)
Word Count: 3, 117
Warnings: Not beta-read. Will probably be really disjointed and all over the place, so I fully apologise for any mistakes you come across!
Notes: Second part to this, but you really don't have to read it to get it.
Feedback: Not beta-read, so feedback pointing out mistakes is much appreciated!
Summary: Dean gets replaced by a fussy actor called Jensen. Sam has no choice but to learn to deal with him.
Disclaimer: All lies, all in good fun. I don't actually think Jensen is this way at all, just written that way to be fun. Don't own, don't sue.

Part one

Sam is beginning to suspect that this guy is secretly a full blown psychopath. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
13 May 2009 @ 12:20 am
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: When Sammy refused to sleep
Characters: John, Sam and Dean.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,397
Spoilers: None
Warning: None
Feedback: I live on this. Anything you have to say is always welcomed. Feel free to point out mistakes or things you think I should improve on if you wish.
Summary: John, Sam and Dean move into their first home after Mary. Sam refuses to sleep and John begins to suspect there's something sinister in the house.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

Sammy seems fascinated by just the house itself, and John feels a little guilty that something so normal should be so strangely wonderful and new to his two-year-old son. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Letting go and holding on
Characters: Dean, Sam, with mentions of Ruby, Bobby, Ellen and Jess.
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,236
Spoilers: For the third season of Supernatural.
Warning: Character death
Notes: Inspired by that well known Buffy episode, Normal Again.
Feedback: I live on this. Anything you have to say is always welcomed. Feel free to point out mistakes or things you think I should improve on if you wish.
Summary: Dean struggles with reality when death and deadlines become too hard to ignore (set before the end of season three).
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

Too sickly sweet to spit out, there’s no escaping the smell. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
23 September 2008 @ 11:56 pm
Title: Foam on the waves
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 361
Warnings: Suggested deaths.
Notes: Needed to have some good old experimenting. Trying something new. Feedback very much appreciated!

I am no longer on speaking terms with the sea. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Title: I think it’s time I shut us down
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 224
Warnings: Suggested violence. A few curses here and there.
Notes: I opened up my old GCSE IT book, and this is what happened. I'm not all that happy with it because I think it could work a whole lot better. Critique is very welcome.

I think it’s time I shut us down. Give me the switch, let me do the talking, take a nice cosy seat baby and shut the fuck up. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural/Constantine
Title: Said the joker to the thief (There must be some way out of here)
Characters: Dean, Constantine, Sam and mentions of Ruby
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8, 698
Spoilers: For the third season of Supernatural.
Beta-read by [info]catdancerz, who kicked me into doing some much needed edits on this. [info]patita_fea who took her hatchet and helped to shape my mess into something readable. It was over 8,000 words by the time [info]patita_fea got to it, so it was a lot to ask. Thank you especially! You've both been so helpful and I can't be grateful enough :)
Notes: Based on the movie Constantine rather than the comic books, because Supernatural seemed to fit with the movie canon better.
Feedback: I live on this. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: With Dean's deadline edging closer, Sam recruits the help of someone who knows a thing or two about hell.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.


The guy’s an asshole – but he’s an asshole of a hunter that Sammy’s convinced can help save Dean from his impending deadline. John Constantine, he says his name is. Dean’s got a few others that suit him better. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
22 June 2008 @ 09:56 pm
Title: Life User Manual
Rating: R
Word Count: 344
Warnings: Death, violence, suggested domestic violence.
Notes: A quick write. Time taken: 32 minutes. Also 'fag' is a British reference to a cigarette for anyone that needs that FYI.

He grew up wrong. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Life is a rehearsal
Characters: Jared, Dean (mentions of Sam, Jensen, Chad and Kim Manners)
Rating: PG-13 (Swearing, etc)
Word Count: 2, 965
Warnings: Not beta-read. Will probably be really disjointed and all over the place, so I fully apologise for any mistakes you come across!
Notes: For the wonderful [info]dev_earl who is one of the best writers in this fandom.
Feedback: Not beta-read, so feedback pointing out mistakes is much appreciated!
Summary: Dean spends some time in reality.
Disclaimer: All lies, all in good fun. Don't own, don't sue.

Dean’s going to go nuts if he has to spend one more second with this Jared guy. )

Part two is here
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
21 April 2008 @ 07:23 pm
Fandom: Fatal Frame/Project zero
Title: 52 - Deep in thought
Characters: Mio Amakura, Mayu Amakura
Rating: PG-13 (character death)
Word Count: 112
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing but the words.

Reality calls out to her constantly, but she ignores it all. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Bandom: My Chemical Romance/30 Seconds to Mars
Title: Play Nice
Pairing(s): Gerard/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 509
Warnings: Slight bondage, delayed orgasm, cock ring, snowballing and rimming.
Beta-read by [info]databomb. Thank you very much! I'm pretty sure this would be messy without your help.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Pure porn. No, really.
Disclaimer: Never happened. These are all dirty lies.

“It’s your stupid tie,” Gerard says, his mouth twisted with annoyance, “Your fault for wearin’ it.” )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
For [info]alphabet26 who requested 'Something with the boys at school. Any age. Any situation.' Hope you like it (I'm very, very nervous about it)!

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Tear a page out of this chapter
Genre: Gen
Pairings or Characters: Dean, Sam (No wincest)
Beta-read: by [info]tigriswolf. Thank you so much!
Length: 1, 173 words (Way over the word count of a usual drabble)
Short Summary: Dean's last year in school.

Contrary to popular belief, Dean is not an idiot. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Belief is like a guillotine
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, (some YED/Sam)
Rating: R
Spoilers: All Hell Breaks Loose
Word Count: 1, 809
Warnings: Wincest
Beta-read by [info]ig_nobleigh. Thank you so much. You made this work.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Sam doesn't really have a brother, because Dean doesn't exist.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Driven by a plot bunny from here

“You trust me, don’t you Sammy?” )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
25 December 2007 @ 01:49 am
Fandom: Death Note
Title: Lazy
Pairing: Mello/Matt
Rating: PG-13 (for cursing)
Word Count: 345
Not beta-read. I'm very sorry for any mistakes you might come across.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcome. If you spot any mistakes you would like to point out, please feel free to do so.

“Mello-dramatics, you can come in now.” )

--

Fandom: Heroes
Title: Christmas Dinner
Pairing: Nathan/Hiro
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 296
Not beta-read. I'm very sorry for any mistakes you might come across.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcome. If you spot any mistakes you would like to point out, please feel free to do so.

 )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: And I will not let you sleep
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: R
Spoilers: All Hell Breaks Loose
Word Count: 2, 383
Warnings: Mentions of wincest
Beta-read by [info]thehighwaywoman. Thank you so much for your help with this! I can't thank you enough!
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Sam rejects Dean for bringing him back to life. (From here)
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

He was dead. Dead, resting, gone, oblivious – and Dean brought him back. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
11 December 2007 @ 09:26 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Want (Possession: 3/4)
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Vague spoilers for 'Dead Man's Blood' Season One.
Word Count: 4,642
Warnings: Wincest. Obsession with blood.
Beta-read by [info]insomnia_geek. She's one of the best beta-readers I've ever had and I really can't thank her enough.
Notes: Started out as a drabble [info]vamps_win challenge... But I found vamp!Dean to fun to play with to just leave it at that.
Feedback: Yes please! Even if it's just to recommend an asylum.
Summary: 'The plan' goes to hell. They don't get the Colt back and Dean gets left behind.
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing.

God, what would Mary think if she was here? What would she feel if she was watching him stand here like a lost old man, while his dead son is running around hell-knows-where and Sam could be missing? )

Part Two | Comments | Leave a Comment | Part Four
 
 
 
 

Advertisement

Customize