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A joke is a very serious thing.
13 May 2009 @ 12:20 am
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: When Sammy refused to sleep
Characters: John, Sam and Dean.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,397
Spoilers: None
Warning: None
Feedback: I live on this. Anything you have to say is always welcomed. Feel free to point out mistakes or things you think I should improve on if you wish.
Summary: John, Sam and Dean move into their first home after Mary. Sam refuses to sleep and John begins to suspect there's something sinister in the house.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

Sammy seems fascinated by just the house itself, and John feels a little guilty that something so normal should be so strangely wonderful and new to his two-year-old son. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Letting go and holding on
Characters: Dean, Sam, with mentions of Ruby, Bobby, Ellen and Jess.
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,236
Spoilers: For the third season of Supernatural.
Warning: Character death
Notes: Inspired by that well known Buffy episode, Normal Again.
Feedback: I live on this. Anything you have to say is always welcomed. Feel free to point out mistakes or things you think I should improve on if you wish.
Summary: Dean struggles with reality when death and deadlines become too hard to ignore (set before the end of season three).
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

Too sickly sweet to spit out, there’s no escaping the smell. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
23 September 2008 @ 11:56 pm
Title: Foam on the waves
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 361
Warnings: Suggested deaths.
Notes: Needed to have some good old experimenting. Trying something new. Feedback very much appreciated!

I am no longer on speaking terms with the sea. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Title: I think it’s time I shut us down
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 224
Warnings: Suggested violence. A few curses here and there.
Notes: I opened up my old GCSE IT book, and this is what happened. I'm not all that happy with it because I think it could work a whole lot better. Critique is very welcome.

I think it’s time I shut us down. Give me the switch, let me do the talking, take a nice cosy seat baby and shut the fuck up. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural/Constantine
Title: Said the joker to the thief (There must be some way out of here)
Characters: Dean, Constantine, Sam and mentions of Ruby
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8, 698
Spoilers: For the third season of Supernatural.
Beta-read by [info]catdancerz, who kicked me into doing some much needed edits on this. [info]patita_fea who took her hatchet and helped to shape my mess into something readable. It was over 8,000 words by the time [info]patita_fea got to it, so it was a lot to ask. Thank you especially! You've both been so helpful and I can't be grateful enough :)
Notes: Based on the movie Constantine rather than the comic books, because Supernatural seemed to fit with the movie canon better.
Feedback: I live on this. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: With Dean's deadline edging closer, Sam recruits the help of someone who knows a thing or two about hell.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.


The guy’s an asshole – but he’s an asshole of a hunter that Sammy’s convinced can help save Dean from his impending deadline. John Constantine, he says his name is. Dean’s got a few others that suit him better. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
22 June 2008 @ 09:56 pm
Title: Life User Manual
Rating: R
Word Count: 344
Warnings: Death, violence, suggested domestic violence.
Notes: A quick write. Time taken: 32 minutes. Also 'fag' is a British reference to a cigarette for anyone that needs that FYI.

He grew up wrong. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Life is a rehearsal
Characters: Jared, Dean (mentions of Sam, Jensen, Chad and Kim Manners)
Rating: PG-13 (Swearing, etc)
Word Count: 2, 965
Warnings: Not beta-read. Will probably be really disjointed and all over the place, so I fully apologise for any mistakes you come across!
Notes: For the wonderful [info]dev_earl who is one of the best writers in this fandom.
Feedback: Not beta-read, so feedback pointing out mistakes is much appreciated!
Summary: Dean spends some time in reality.
Disclaimer: All lies, all in good fun. Don't own, don't sue.

Dean’s going to go nuts if he has to spend one more second with this Jared guy. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
21 April 2008 @ 07:23 pm
Fandom: Fatal Frame/Project zero
Title: 52 - Deep in thought
Characters: Mio Amakura, Mayu Amakura
Rating: PG-13 (character death)
Word Count: 112
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing but the words.

Reality calls out to her constantly, but she ignores it all. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Feeling claustrophobic (Now my world is closing in)
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 102
Warnings: Underage wincest (Sam is fourteen)
Beta-read by [info]vorpalblades. Thank you for your help! Thank you for being able to put up with me and my mistakes!
Notes: For the amazing [info]glorify who makes life on LJ much more fun.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Sammy’s always been his to take care of (‘Keep your brother safe, Dean’), always the one to be kept sheltered and clean. Sammy doesn’t get demands or orders, doesn’t stumble home late at night smelling like sweat and gunpowder. Dean does.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

Sammy’s always been his to take care of (‘Keep your brother safe, Dean’), always the one to be kept sheltered and clean. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Bandom: My Chemical Romance/30 Seconds to Mars
Title: Play Nice
Pairing(s): Gerard/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 509
Warnings: Slight bondage, delayed orgasm, cock ring, snowballing and rimming.
Beta-read by [info]databomb. Thank you very much! I'm pretty sure this would be messy without your help.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Pure porn. No, really.
Disclaimer: Never happened. These are all dirty lies.

“It’s your stupid tie,” Gerard says, his mouth twisted with annoyance, “Your fault for wearin’ it.” )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
For [info]alphabet26 who requested 'Something with the boys at school. Any age. Any situation.' Hope you like it (I'm very, very nervous about it)!

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Tear a page out of this chapter
Genre: Gen
Pairings or Characters: Dean, Sam (No wincest)
Beta-read: by [info]tigriswolf. Thank you so much!
Length: 1, 173 words (Way over the word count of a usual drabble)
Short Summary: Dean's last year in school.

Contrary to popular belief, Dean is not an idiot. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Belief is like a guillotine
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, (some YED/Sam)
Rating: R
Spoilers: All Hell Breaks Loose
Word Count: 1, 809
Warnings: Wincest
Beta-read by [info]ig_nobleigh. Thank you so much. You made this work.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Sam doesn't really have a brother, because Dean doesn't exist.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Driven by a plot bunny from here

“You trust me, don’t you Sammy?” )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
25 December 2007 @ 01:49 am
Fandom: Death Note
Title: Lazy
Pairing: Mello/Matt
Rating: PG-13 (for cursing)
Word Count: 345
Not beta-read. I'm very sorry for any mistakes you might come across.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcome. If you spot any mistakes you would like to point out, please feel free to do so.

“Mello-dramatics, you can come in now.” )

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Fandom: Heroes
Title: Christmas Dinner
Pairing: Nathan/Hiro
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 296
Not beta-read. I'm very sorry for any mistakes you might come across.
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcome. If you spot any mistakes you would like to point out, please feel free to do so.

 )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: And I will not let you sleep
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: R
Spoilers: All Hell Breaks Loose
Word Count: 2, 383
Warnings: Mentions of wincest
Beta-read by [info]thehighwaywoman. Thank you so much for your help with this! I can't thank you enough!
Feedback: Yes please. Anything you have to say is always welcomed.
Summary: Sam rejects Dean for bringing him back to life. (From here)
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

He was dead. Dead, resting, gone, oblivious – and Dean brought him back. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
11 December 2007 @ 09:26 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Want (Possession: 3/4)
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Vague spoilers for 'Dead Man's Blood' Season One.
Word Count: 4,642
Warnings: Wincest. Obsession with blood.
Beta-read by [info]insomnia_geek. She's one of the best beta-readers I've ever had and I really can't thank her enough.
Notes: Started out as a drabble [info]vamps_win challenge... But I found vamp!Dean to fun to play with to just leave it at that.
Feedback: Yes please! Even if it's just to recommend an asylum.
Summary: 'The plan' goes to hell. They don't get the Colt back and Dean gets left behind.
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing.

God, what would Mary think if she was here? What would she feel if she was watching him stand here like a lost old man, while his dead son is running around hell-knows-where and Sam could be missing? )

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A joke is a very serious thing.
04 December 2007 @ 10:56 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Altar
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 2,051
Warnings: Wincest. Not beta-read. Feel free to point out mistakes.
Notes: For the prompt Altar at [info]vamps_win.
Feedback: Yes please! Even if it's just to recommend an asylum. Any kind welcome - pointing out errors or areas to improve in is greatly appreciated.
Summary: Dean's the last one to survive. Sam wants to fix that.
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing.

A derelict church isn’t safe from anyone. Not demons, not people and not Sam. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
04 December 2007 @ 10:51 pm
Fandom: Fatal Frame/Project zero
Title: 61 - Fairy Tale
Characters: Mio, Mayu
Rating: PG-13 (Not even that)
Word Count: 129
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing but the words.

The princess in Mayu’s story never escapes the castle. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
04 December 2007 @ 10:41 pm
Fandom: Fatal Frame/Project zero
Title: 9 - Drive
Pairing: Mentions of Rei/Yuu
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Introduction of Fatal Frame 3.
Word Count: 126
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing but the words.

The sound of him is the cold, dead silence dormant beneath the drone of the rain. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
04 December 2007 @ 10:39 pm
Fandom: Death Note
Title: What Light Doesn't Know
Pairing: Sayu/Misa
Rating: NC-17 (Just to be safe. It's not too graphic)
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Femmeslash (girl on girl)
Word Count: 436
Notes: I've been reading a lot of crack pairings lately... Once I saw Sayu/Misa I just had to write something about it.
Feedback: Yes please. Any kind welcome. If you spot any mistakes, feel free to point them out.
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing but the words.

It’s Misa fault for wearing such a low-cut top. )
 
 
A joke is a very serious thing.
04 December 2007 @ 10:35 pm
Fandom: Death Note
Title: Puzzle
Pairing: Near/Matt
Rating: PG.
Spoilers: None.
Word Count: 1, 412
Warnings: None.
Notes: For [info]thegreenbinder who was kind enough to beta-read something really last minute.
Feedback: Yes please. Any kind welcome. If you spot any mistakes, feel free to point them out.
Disclaimer: All fictional. I own nothing but the words.

Children at Whammy’s House are obsessive. )
 
 
 
 

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